I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

Groucho Marx
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  2. When God Created Mothers"When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of "overtime" when the angel appeared and said. "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And God said, "Have you read the specs on this order?"... - Erma Bombeck

  3. The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

  4. The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children. - Karl Lagerfeld

  5. I don't remember who said this, but there really are places in the heart you don't even know exist until you love a child. - Anne Lamott

More Quotes By Groucho Marx
  1. The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

  2. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

  3. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

  4. When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.

  5. From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

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